.:*~* Terms of Service *~*:.

By visiting this website you have already agreed to these terms. Yes, even if you didn't read them. Yes, even if you're a bot. Yes, even if you got here by accident. Especially if you got here by accident. Your IP address has been logged, timestamped, and cross-referenced with our records. We know you're here.

Users agree to:

» Not be a n00b
» Not run Internet Explorer (we will know)
» Appreciate the Comic Sans — it is ironic and also sincere at the same time
» Not hotlink our under construction GIF (we only have 56k bandwidth)
» Sign the guestbook. This is not optional. This is a term.
» Not attempt to hack this server (it's already hacked, see: the aesthetic)

All content on this site is © Regrettable Solutions 2003–forever. This includes but is not limited to: the marquee text, the visitor counter (currently at 1,337,420), the phrase "making bad decisions since 1999", and the specific shade of magenta (#FF00FF) used throughout.

The under construction GIF is believed to be in the public domain but we're not sure. If it's yours, we're very sorry and also it's a classic.

Regrettable Solutions is not responsible for:

» Seizures caused by the blinking text (we warned you, sort of)
» Nostalgia-induced emotional distress
» Any actual hacking that occurs after running the hack terminal command
» Loss of productivity caused by spending 45 minutes on this website
» The song now stuck in your head from the "listening to" sidebar
» Your browser crashing (please update from IE 6)

These terms are governed by the laws of The Internet, specifically the 1337 Hacker Code established on IRC in approximately 1998. Any disputes shall be settled via a typing speed competition. Minimum 80 WPM required to file a complaint.

We reserve the right to update these terms at any time without notice. Given that this page hasn't been touched since 2003, the probability of an update is approximately 0.001337%. You will not be notified. You should check back daily.