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[ WH4T D4T4 W3 C0LL3CT ]
| Data |
Why we collect it |
What we do with it |
| Your IP address |
Because we can |
Show it to you in the terminal and say "we know where you live" |
| Visitor count |
Bragging rights |
Display it on the homepage, frozen at 1,337,420 |
| Guestbook entries |
Posterity |
Show them to other visitors until the end of time |
| Your browser user-agent |
To judge you for not using IE6 |
Internally shake our heads |
| Your deepest fears |
The hack command |
Nothing, we're just joking. Probably. |
[ C00K13S ]
This site uses cookies. Specifically, one PHP session cookie so the guestbook form works.
It contains no personal information — just a random ID so we know your form submission
isn't from a robot (it might still be from a robot).
We do not use tracking cookies, advertising cookies, or chocolate chip cookies,
though the latter would be appreciated.
[ TH1RD P4RT13S ]
» Cloudflare — proxies all traffic, sees everything before we do. Their privacy policy
is much longer than ours and probably scarier.
» Google Fonts — loads Fira Code. Google may know you looked at this font.
They almost certainly don't care.
» The NSA — probably. There's not much we can do about that one.
Hi NSA.
[ Y0UR R1GHTS ]
Under GDPR, CCPA, and the ancient hacker code, you have the right to:
» Access your data — just run ip in the terminal, that's all we have
» Delete your guestbook entry — email us on AIM at r3gr3ttabl3
» Be forgotten — clear your browser cache, close the tab, go outside
» Data portability — screenshot it, it's all on screen anyway
» Object — noted. your objection has been filed in /dev/null
[ D4T4 S3CUR1TY ]
Your data is protected by military-grade security, which in 2003 meant a really long password
written on a Post-it note stuck to the monitor.
We take the following precautions:
» The server is behind Cloudflare
» Apache is (now) up to date
» The guestbook form has a CSRF token and a honeypot
» The data directory is not web-accessible
» We have a very stern Under Construction notice which deters most attackers
[ C0NT4CT ]
Privacy concerns can be directed to:
Chief Privacy Officer: m4ts
AIM: r3gr3ttabl3
ICQ: 69420666
Response time: 3–5 business decades
This privacy policy was last reviewed in compliance with the EU General Data Protection Regulation,
the California Consumer Privacy Act, and a vibe check. We are committed to protecting your privacy
in the same way we are committed to updating this page: theoretically and with great intention.
Regrettable Solutions © 2003. Making bad decisions since 1999.